I Should Get Paid For This Bit!

MY FIRST WENDYS SALTED CARAMEL FROSTY

OMG. My friends Greg Johnson and Lori Radoush woke me up this morning with balloons and drove me to Wendy's for my Birthday and bought me the Salted Caramel Frosty. It was so delicious I swear to God. I highly endorse the Large in lieu of the Small size. Simply put, the Small will not be enough.

I was very concerned that the taste of Salted Caramel would be very faint and uneventful. Things like this have happened to me in the past. I would be remiss if I did not report that the Wendy's Salted Caramel Frosty exceeded my expectations in absolutely every way possible and then some. I am serious and I can't even think of anything better I have ever had in my mouth.

The Dr Pepper Shake from Whataburger was good but pales in comparison to the Wendy's Salted Caramel Frosty. Some of you probably think I am taking this entirely too far but please excuse me if I beg to differ in this instance. What kind of a friend would I be if I negated to mention this treasure to those that I love.

I can think of many things to say about this delicious desert but I will wrap it up with a final thought. With every positive there is generally a negative and this case is no different. The negative issue that is very disappointing if I'm honest is that these are not offered by subscription. I believe that one large every day for a 25 dollar a month fee is appropriate. Why has NO fast food organization figured this out yet. Sure, 25 may not cover the entire cost but offers the possibility of getting everybody there and selling them lunch as well and people would get an occasional stomach ache and not be able to partake EVERY day on the Salted Caramel Frosty.I should patent this idea or take it to Shark Tank. There is one other negative I found. I must report. They give you a spoon with this treat which is fine but this should also be offered in a shake. Let me add clarification. THIS IS AN ICE CREAM TREAT THAT YOU EAT, IT IS NOT A DRINK.

WENDY'S does miss the boat on this issue. I respectfully submit and highly suggest to Wendy's that they be the first to offer BOTH a spoon and a straw with this menu item because as you marvel in each and every bite, the Wendy's Salted Caramel Frosty melts on the outer portion hence offering the perfect consistency to drink this which in my personal opinion is even a better and more delightful taste. If I were to summarize this treat which is so hard, I would say the "Wendy's Salted Caramel Frosty is a taste explosion inside of your mouth!"

I will be immediately suggesting this Slogan to Wendy's Corporate Offices after I write this story. Also, I have rendered my own 3D picture of my empty Wendy's Salted Caramel Frosty cup on Greg and Lori's back deck for your viewing pleasure to validate my present. I also feel that doing so on a stand memorializes my experience so I may enjoy this visual day after day.

It is so hard to close this review I have so much more to say. Additionally, I truly feel that I don't want to spoil the entire experience for the Salted Caramel enthusiasts that are out there. I think we can all agree with Craig Montoya that it is time to retire the song Eye of the Tiger and I agree with his statement and will expound upon this statement that it is also time to retire Pumpkin Spice as a flavor. If I am honest It behooves me to say that Pumpkin Spice is simply played out.

Finally, may I wish ALL of you including my haters Russell Bradley and this other loudmouth I can't think of her name at the moment a delightfully fulfilling Holiday Season as I turn 57 today. Normally, I would tell them to blow it out their ass but not today. No way! Lori is making me help her decorate her house for Christmas, my least favorite Holiday. Therefore I must close this article. Expect to see a longer version on my blog and on my blog I will tell my haters to blow it out their asses so I don't disappoint anybody plus it is a far more appropriate forum for this kind of talk. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!!!!