AXIS or Aliens

Greetings Earthlings! This seems an appropriate greeting with all of the recent UFO sightings and whistle blowers from the Government rearing their ugly heads. Funny, we have Julian Assange from WikiLeaks and Edward Snowden still in trouble with the U.S. government. Snowden of course because he violated his Security Clearance and shared information about some of the corruption our Government was up to. He still can't come back to the US. Julian Assange of course did not have a Security Clearance at all but was behind Wikileaks. He had zero agreement to keep Government info a secret but he is still having legal problems for sharing some of our corruption on the internet. We all know doing something terrible is one thing, having to face and admit it is an entirely different animal isn't it?

Now we have a Tier 1 Government Security Clearance holder releasing new information about UFOs at the risk of being killed. That's what he says anyway. All of a sudden, Government employees are leaking information about UFOs publicly and apparently that is OK nowadays. Conspiracy theory? Probably not. It seems the Government is allowing these leaks because if they were not, why are these NEW whistleblowers immune from Prosecution? It begs to question. Whatever the case I can't wait to see the little green men. News Nation will be airing a new UFO show tonight I can't wait to see all the new apparently leaked information to come out. Cool huh? Believe me if our corrupt Government didn't want these whistleblowers blowing the whistle, my guess is that they would not be. I love how the level of Security Clearance is getting bigger and higher to lend more credibility to all these stories yet WE CANT DETERMINE WHAT IS CURRENTLY FLYING OVER NEW JERSEY THE SIZE OF A SCHOOL BUS OR SUV. Something of course is not adding up here and the News Nation Special tonight will be featuring this new Tier 1 Whistleblower. Hmmmm. Makes you wonder. If you get a chance to tune in tonight notice the Tier 1 Whistle blowers eyes. He looks like he is either high on speed or an alien himself. I have learned over the years when this kind of information is released, there is generally a reason for getting us all to pay attention to some kind of weak blasphemy while the Government is up to something else they know we would hate. Example The Patriot Act. Relax, we are all being Assimilated . Anyway, I digress…

About the Blog title today, AXIS, Bold as Love. I believe this was the name of a Jimi Hendrix album. An album I have never owned but I hear is a great album. I wouldn't know but maybe a few songs. I liked this for a title because I am a half decent guitar player and singer. My first band I was in was called AXIS. That's what this article was supposed to be about. But reading me is like being around me, confusing and all over the place. My mom once defined this experience to be the equivalent of chaos.

I started AXIS with 2 of my best friends to this day in 1979. Greg Johnson and Todd Johnson. 2 brothers from my home town that became my brothers. Poor guys, Ughhhhh. It seems so long ago mainly because it was. I guess you can try to figure out my age of you want I was a little kid when I started playing the guitar. I was born in 1967 on November 30th at St Joseph's Hospital in Brainerd, Minnesota. I was at that time the biggest baby born in Brainerd weighing in at a whooping 12 pounds 2 and ¾ oz. That is a big baby. I'm not fat shaming but if you see my baby picture, well, it's hard to not notice. As politically not correct as this is, my sister Julie has always told me that when my mom brought me home from the hospital, her and my brother Michael cried because they thought I was retarded or something. Ughhh. Forgive me for the R word. I have promised to stop saying that but I always like to say I was not born retarded. This is true because retarded people are of far superior intelligence to me. I hope this article never comes back to haunt me. Of course it will. Anyway, to tie this offbeat subject up, I have never been able to verify if this story about my brother and sister was really true. Did they really cry when my Mom brought me home thinking I was mentally handicapped simply because I was a hugely fat baby? You may or may not notice I have a Facebook page called Big Fat Baby that is dedicated to this anomaly of my birth. Hahaha. I will text my mom and try to get to the bottom of this absolute mystery. Either way true or not this paragraph shall define chapter one of my book that I keep starting and putting down because as you can see my ADHD keeps me from charting a course and sticking with it. As I like to proclaim, this is my blog and I guess I can write what ever the fuck I want. This is the reason that when my brother would introduce me to one of his friends he would say I was the biggest baby born in Brainerd, Minnesota and I still am. I think he was insulting me. I digress again.

Where was I, who knows. Ok about my band AXIS. I will imagine I will be writing about AXIS quite a bit it was a considerable part of my life when I was growing up and incidentally it is going to be a big part again. I am currently in Minnesota playing music with my 2 besties that I literally grew up with in the 70s and 80s in the Brainerd Lakes Area. Greg and Todd Johnson. I will have to dedicate the next story to them and their parents and of course my Mom and Dad, God rest his soul. My Mom is alive and doing very well in Northern Minnesota on Baby Lake somewhere undisclosed due to her safety. I mean, I think I can speak for my mom that she doesn't deserve to be ridiculed for having a crazy son turned daughter. What a deal to lay on your mom I mean for the most part my father was scared this erroneous information doe to dying at 57 years old. Some would say too soon. That is a whole other story. I thought I would say my mom doesn't read my blog as of this point. I confirmed that this morning. I have not confirmed why. Hahaha. Prolly. Because she thinks I am going to say a bunch of nasty shit about her. Really, I don't have negative things to say about her she did the best she could with me I was a maniac of a kid and for the most part she always had my back when I caused problems in school. Again, an entirely different bog post. For the most part I have had a pretty good relationship with my mom. She hasn't exactly had much to say about my changing my Sex and Name on my Birth Certificate. I'm sure she is not stoked about it but I gotta be me. NOT HER FAULT!

Anyway, more on AXIS later. We are sounding excellent despite we haven't played a note of music in 40 years. Lookout! It's gonna be a dandy reunion. More to come later on all this. My mom will have to start reading my blog if she wants to censor it a bit. I have to sign off for now tho because I have to confirm if my sibling really thought I was retarded from my mom. Enjoy your day and stay with my blog because if you know me you know it's gonna get juicy as hell.